43inchesofirony whispered, "youre a dumb fudgelicker when im an adult this is still gonna be sicknasty and not even in the good way"

giive iit a few year2 tru2t me 2triider.

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posted 2 years ago
43inchesofirony whispered, "she even gave vantas one thats so gross"

heh.

iitll beecome 2o le22 gro22 when youre older.

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posted 2 years ago
43inchesofirony whispered, "what do you mean when im older ive already been subjected to some pretty terrible stuff do you know what a blow job is i bet you dont"

==> That somehow wasn’t surprising to you.

you were raii2ed by a 2iick 2iick man.

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posted 2 years ago
43inchesofirony whispered, "i still havent seen lalonde yet though who knows where she is probably hiding in her closet pretending to be a wizard pffch"

well at lea2t youre iin a 2afe place or whatever. iim 2ure 2hell come out 2ome tiime.

(pun iintended, heh.)

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posted 2 years ago
43inchesofirony whispered, "that assmunch up and left me to rot"

oh 2hiit-

waiit 2o you mean youre ju2t chiilliing alone wiithout a guardiian ii2nt that fuckiing dangerou2 for a kiid?

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posted 2 years ago
43inchesofirony whispered, "whaddya mean im supposed to play it when im older and kick gratuitous amounts of bad guy butt"

uh yea. yea of cour2e you wiill kiid. youll bee the greate2t fiighter the game ha2 ever 2een.

but for now youve gotta keep prepariing wiith your bro or whoever.

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posted 2 years ago
43inchesofirony whispered, "striders the name boobies are the game i mean what anyways i dont think ive talked to your sorry behind before"

oh my god arent you fuckiing preciiou2.

the name2 2ollux and iim an aliien two your planet or whatever. 2hiit when pretty 2weet iin my tiimeliine and 2o far iit2 the only tiimeliine iive 2een where me and my a22hole friiend2 2ucceeded.

waiit why am ii telliing you all thii2.

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posted 2 years ago
Anonymous whispered, "hell0 s0llux, h0w are y0u?"

hey aa iim pretty okay.

(haha get iit becau2e you alway2 2ay youre okay wiith everythiing? (holy 2hiit iim not funny at all.))

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posted 2 years ago

riight

2o

how do ii get 2tarted thii2 ii2

awkward

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posted 2 years ago

TA: the name2 2ollux captor
TA: uh.
TA: iim not good at the whole 2ociialiiziing thiing ii gue22 2o bear wiith me.

Your name is SOLLUX CAPTOR and you are EIGHT AND A HALF SWEEPS OLD. In this timeline you live on EARTH because your session wasn't CORRUPTED by the HUMAN'S SESSION. You live ALONE in central NEW YORK which is a pretty shitty place, but whatever. You've basically lost contact with everyone else from your timeline, but you're welcome to any of your friends' alternate selves.

Your interests are basically the same, hacking, computers and games, whatever. You've developed heavy insomnia so sleep isn't something you do a lot, and eating is rare. You hardly go outside, and it's a wonder you even have a source of income (thanks to programming and personal tech support).

What will you do?

==> Be the most awkward alien on this weirdo planet.