iim the "hacker guy"

no thank you jeez vantas is one crazy jerkwad tz was probably plotting to bite it off or something

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 18:54:26 -0700

kk can be kiind of a diick. ii mean 2ure yea he2 loud and annoyiing but he2 actually pretty 2oft iif you get hiim two shut up. he2 a huge baby too.

==> God you miss Karkat.

youre a dumb fudgelicker when im an adult this is still gonna be sicknasty and not even in the good way

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 18:48:00 -0700

giive iit a few year2 tru2t me 2triider.

oh man youre gross too jegus what is it with everyone this is bull

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 18:45:27 -0700

iit2 the wonderful world of adult hood kiid.

she even gave vantas one thats so gross

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 18:43:00 -0700

…

heh.

iitll beecome 2o le22 gro22 when youre older.

what are you talking about my old friend tz the human one told me what it was she even made me google image it

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 18:42:54 -0700

tz made you

oh my god that2 priicele22 2he would defiiniitely do 2omethiing liike that. iit2 niice two know 2he wouldnt change a biit even iif 2he wa2 a human.

what do you mean when im older ive already been subjected to some pretty terrible stuff do you know what a blow job is i bet you dont

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 18:39:00 -0700

==> That somehow wasn’t surprising to you.

you were raii2ed by a 2iick 2iick man.

what pun

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 18:36:02 -0700

haha youll fiigure iit out when youre older.

i still havent seen lalonde yet though who knows where she is probably hiding in her closet pretending to be a wizard pffch

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 18:27:00 -0700

well at lea2t youre iin a 2afe place or whatever. iim 2ure 2hell come out 2ome tiime.

(pun iintended, heh.)

i guess its not like i needed him anyways some chick all up and took me in apparently shes related to lalonde though shes pretty weird

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 18:14:14 -0700

nah you defiiniitely needed iif you wanted two get anywhere iin the game, that guy would teach you everythiing pretty much.

but ii gue22 iif youre wiith lalonde2 guardiian that2 not two much of a 2tep down.

that assmunch up and left me to rot

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 18:06:00 -0700

oh 2hiit-

waiit 2o you mean youre ju2t chiilliing alone wiithout a guardiian ii2nt that fuckiing dangerou2 for a kiid?

oh sol evver the informativve troll evver think about hookin up wwith the best seadwweller around

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 18:06:00 -0700

iim never goiing two e2cape your grubby hand2 wiill ii ampora

==> Proceed to be very unimpressed.

whaddya mean im supposed to play it when im older and kick gratuitous amounts of bad guy butt

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 18:02:00 -0700

uh yea. yea of cour2e you wiill kiid. youll bee the greate2t fiighter the game ha2 ever 2een.

but for now youve gotta keep prepariing wiith your bro or whoever.

because im pretty much the coolest thing ever thats why what game are you even talking about is it the one everyone always told my friend tz the weird little grey skinned one not the human shed play

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 17:58:17 -0700

oh youre

youre from that kiind of tiimeliine ok.

the game ii2 the very 2ame and ii gue22 you dont hiive two worry about iit from the 2ound of iit.

striders the name boobies are the game i mean what anyways i dont think ive talked to your sorry behind before

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 17:50:00 -0700

oh my god arent you fuckiing preciiou2.

the name2 2ollux and iim an aliien two your planet or whatever. 2hiit when pretty 2weet iin my tiimeliine and 2o far iit2 the only tiimeliine iive 2een where me and my a22hole friiend2 2ucceeded.

waiit why am ii telliing you all thii2.

whos this fudgemuncher

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 17:45:15 -0700

who are you calliing a fudgemuncher you liittle

hey dont ii know you? youre that 2triider kiid huh

hell0 s0llux, h0w are y0u?

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 17:23:00 -0700

hey aa iim pretty okay.

(haha get iit becau2e you alway2 2ay youre okay wiith everythiing? (holy 2hiit iim not funny at all.))

riight 2o how do ii get 2tarted thii2 ii2 awkward

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 17:13:29 -0700

riight

how do ii get 2tarted thii2 ii2

awkward