kk can be kiind of a diick. ii mean 2ure yea he2 loud and annoyiing but he2 actually pretty 2oft iif you get hiim two shut up. he2 a huge baby too.
==> God you miss Karkat.
giive iit a few year2 tru2t me 2triider.
iit2 the wonderful world of adult hood kiid.
…
heh.
iitll beecome 2o le22 gro22 when youre older.
tz made you
oh my god that2 priicele22 2he would defiiniitely do 2omethiing liike that. iit2 niice two know 2he wouldnt change a biit even iif 2he wa2 a human.
==> That somehow wasn’t surprising to you.
you were raii2ed by a 2iick 2iick man.
haha youll fiigure iit out when youre older.
well at lea2t youre iin a 2afe place or whatever. iim 2ure 2hell come out 2ome tiime.
(pun iintended, heh.)
nah you defiiniitely needed iif you wanted two get anywhere iin the game, that guy would teach you everythiing pretty much.
but ii gue22 iif youre wiith lalonde2 guardiian that2 not two much of a 2tep down.
oh 2hiit-
waiit 2o you mean youre ju2t chiilliing alone wiithout a guardiian ii2nt that fuckiing dangerou2 for a kiid?
TA: uh.
TA: iim not good at the whole 2ociialiiziing thiing ii gue22 2o bear wiith me.
Your name is SOLLUX CAPTOR and you are EIGHT AND A HALF SWEEPS OLD. In this timeline you live on EARTH because your session wasn't CORRUPTED by the HUMAN'S SESSION. You live ALONE in central NEW YORK which is a pretty shitty place, but whatever. You've basically lost contact with everyone else from your timeline, but you're welcome to any of your friends' alternate selves.
Your interests are basically the same, hacking, computers and games, whatever. You've developed heavy insomnia so sleep isn't something you do a lot, and eating is rare. You hardly go outside, and it's a wonder you even have a source of income (thanks to programming and personal tech support).
What will you do?
==> Be the most awkward alien on this weirdo planet.
